ssb4 joke roster

Warning: Your mouth may catch on fire if you read this roster, and that's when you didn't even read all of it. Yes it's just an exaggerated version of the Super Smash Bros. 4 roster. Seriously, some of these characters didn't even appear in Nintendo games (yes it even has that painter boss from Castle Crashers[link]). Did I mention that any of the robot and children characters have the ability to survive decapitation and rotate their heads at 360 whenever possed by the tails doll? Not to mention theirs actually blood in this game and it even defies the rule that assist trophies can't be playable characters. BTW if your wondering why the hell Hello Kitty is in the Street Fighter section, read this. [link]

characters (c) Nintendo, Sega, Capcom, Square Enix, Konami, Namco, Hudson Soft, Atlus, Ubisoft, Universal Studios, Majesco, Ea Games, Level 5, Mondo Media, Trey Parker Nickeldeon, Cartoon Network, [adult swim], Disney, Marvel, DC, George Lucas, Mausland Entertainment, Valve, Bungie, Epic Games, 2K Marin, Core Design, Naughty Dog, Insomniac Games, Rare, 5 th cell, TOSE, Skip Ltd., Intelligent Systems, Media Molecule, Game Freak, Bally Midway, Shiny Entertainment, NOISE, NetherRealm Studios, Office Create, Apogee Software , Atari, Advanced Microcomputer Systems, Virgin Games USA, 7•up, Sanrio, Warner Brothers, Gottlieb, Paws Toxicisland, Deviant Art, H. P. Lovecraft, DIC, Phillips Cdi, Matt Groening and more. Special thanks to The-Koopa-of-Troopa for the characters in his rosters I used.